Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. Roastroom delivers a savage AI design critique, then turns every burn into a realistic fix-up plan.
Start free. No design vocabulary required.
AI verdict
“This corner has been buffering since 2014.”
Our no-nonsense promise
From cringe to considered
The roast is funny. The plan is serious.
Roastroom spots the awkward layout, confused styling, and tiny details you stopped noticing—then tells you what to do next.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a clear room photo. No measuring tape, floor plan, or painstaking questionnaire needed.
- 02
Get read by a machine
The AI calls out the layout crimes, visual clutter, lighting misses, and identity crisis—with a roast built for sharing.
- 03
Fix what actually matters
Unlock a prioritized makeover plan with layout moves, style direction, color guidance, and budget-aware shopping categories.
Priced per reality check
A little pain. A lot less beige.
Start with the joke for free. Pay once when you want the detailed plan—no subscription lurking in the corner.
Quick Burn
$0
See what the AI notices before committing.
- One room roast
- Share-ready result
- Three quick fixes
Full Makeover
$9
Turn the punchline into a practical room plan.
- Full room roast
- Prioritized fix-up plan
- Style direction and palette
- Shopping categories by budget
Whole Place
$24
A consistent direction for up to five rooms.
- Up to five room analyses
- Room-by-room action plans
- One cohesive style direction
- Downloadable makeover brief
Your sofa can handle the truth
Upload the room you keep apologizing for.
Get the laugh, share the damage, then make the room noticeably better.
Roast my room